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The End. The Flap. The Interview.

Good morning, my freaky darling. My kinky miscreants.

I have some good news, and some bad news. The good news is, I’m doing an interview! With SJ! The bad news is, this’ll be the last blog post. The good news: There’ll be a new one! You see, the Just Adult Blog site is almost up and running, so we’ll be doing the blogging thing on that site instead. This will mean a whole new blog, a new name, new writers, new content. We’re doing this because the Just-Kinky site is almost ready to open again, and will have a new logo, just as the JE will have a new theme and logo. Not only this, but the story site will be taking new submissions and publishing them. We’re also currently half way through transferring all the old stories, and we’ll be finished with that at some point in the near future. So, really, this blog can’t do all of that justice, and thus the move over to the JAB site. And, remember, that for all these sites you only have to register one, and that one log in will work for all three sites.

Throughout my time on this blog I have worked hard to avoid doing one thing, something I view as quite heinous. I’ve attempted to avoid nepotism. I’ve strived to be as neutral as possible, and I think I’ve succeeded (apart from a time or two where it was suggested to me that I do a post that allows me to divulge my nepotistic side). This post, however, is very special, and I thought I’d give in and just embrace it. So this post is dedicated to my wonderful SJ, author of the blog SJ’s Journey. I was lucky enough to sit down with her for an interview, where we talk about her blog. So, without further ado, here it is, smilies and all.

JV: Okay, well, let me start with the first question (because it’d be wholly revolutionary to start with the second question). Are you wearing any panties?

SJ: Ha! At this precise moment? No, I’m not. First thing I did after walking home was change, and the panties were discarded with quite a gleeful flourish. It was hot, you know.
JV: *Checks* I’m afraid it feels quite hot, down there.

SJ: The weather, I mean. You know, summer.

JV: *Looks outside, at the overcast sky and wind-blown tree* Yes. Summer. Ahem. So, let’s start (for the second time) with a bit of history. How did you get into blogging?

SJ: Oh. Goodness that requires some remembering. Well, I’ve been writing for as long as I can remember, and posting stories and poems to websites for … 7 years or so, I guess. A few years ago I was a regular visitor to an erotic blog written by a British fellow, and I used to correspond with him quite a lot and discuss his blog. That was when I had my first thoughts of trying my own blog, but I was far too much a scaredy cat to make it happen.
JV: So what changed?
SJ: Jules. She’s a bossy fuckin’ thing, isn’t she? The idea was always in the back of my mind, and after a while Jules brought it to the front again.
JV: Ah, yes. I’m reminded of another time she brought something else to the forefront.
SJ: *Raises eyebrow*
JV: Your tush picture.
SJ: Ah. Yes. I remember that.
JV: Hard not to. I remember her plugging your bum on the JK forum.
SJ: I remember that too. Damned position. Position? Damned television making me write position when I meant petition.

JV: Maybe you should turn over to a less subliminally suggestive TV channel.

SJ: No. 😀
JV: :P. [Back on the topic of blogging] My understanding is that you were hesitant to do it. Could you elaborate on your thoughts, feelings on the matter?
SJ: Fear of commitment. Starting a blog would mean being committed to producing a piece of writing to publish regularly. And not only something to publish, something GOOD to publish. Something interesting, thought-provoking, or erection inducing. Part of me worried that I might expose myself as a terrible writing fraud, with cliché ideas that dried up after a few weeks.
JV: You didn’t, though.
SJ: I didn’t. I still have the same fear though. Every time a post something new I fly into a mild panic about how it may be received and whether it’s good enough. I don’t want to post for the sake of it, or bombard people all the time with stuff they don’t care about. I don’t want to be that person. So I still worry that I may become boring to people, even though I try very hard not to!
JV: Trust me, you succeeded. Something you said intrigued me: ‘or bombard people all the time with stuff they don’t care about’. Surely the advantage of a blog is that you can write about what you care about, regardless of what your readers think?
SJ: Definitely. The first person you should write for is you, I firmly believe that. However, if you take that writing to a public forum, and ask people to read it, then you do need to consider them. Once you take it to that forum, you are in part writing for an audience. If it were solely for your own pleasure, your private journal would suffice, no? 🙂
JV: Indeed. Let’s talk about content. You do stories, poems, talk about your own personal life, and do toy reviews.
SJ: I do yes I do!
JV: What is it you enjoy writing (about) the most? Do you have preferences?
SJ: Well, the research leading up to toy reviews is especially enjoyable …
JV: I’ll bet. Actually, since I’m sometimes privy to the research, I can vouch for that.
SJ: *Blushes* I like when you help me research.

JV: As do I 😉 

SJ: But the writing that I enjoy the most, just for writing, I’d have to say stories.

JV Howzat?
SJ: Stories are something different. They take on a life of their own, and I find myself immersed within them as I write. There’s this wonderful air of mystery, because I don’t really know where they’re going, or who my characters will be. It’s exciting to find that out.
JV: Tell me about your current story.
SJ: Oh, I couldn’t possibly. It’s a secret. *Shifty eyes.*
JV: *Pouts*
SJ: *Kisses your pouting lips* Top secret. National security, you understand.
JV: Well, could you at least give me a brief summary of what has transpired in this series of stories so far? Explain – as much as you can – what it is?
SJ: The Confessions series?
JV: Yes.
SJ: It’s a series of short stories following the personal life of a young woman who prefers casual relationships over long term committed ones. She’s a busy woman, she hasn’t the time, energy or inclination to commit to a relationship, but she’s also a very sexual person and unwilling to ignore those needs.

There’s a mix of fiction, fantasy, and my own experiences within the stories and within the main character, which I am having a lot of fun with. I’m using her, and her way of living to explore sexuality in society- what’s acceptable and what’s not, why that differs for certain people in society and how our choices affect us. At the beginning, she’s not a very sympathetic character, but as I write more, we begin to see more than just her sexual practices, and understand her a little more. I hope. That’s the plan anyway. And, of course, it’s about hot steamy sex. ‘Cause I like the hot and steamy sex. Very much. Ummm. Have I bored you to sleep?

JV: 🙂 Nope. I’m here. Wide awake. Surfing eBay, but wide awake.
SJ: lol

JV: I want to discuss your sex toy reviews, because that’s a relatively new thing.
SJ: Mmm-hmmm.
JV: I was hoping for more than Mmm-hmmm.
SJ: *Giggle* Is it new? I can’t remember when I posted my first one.
JV: The first was Ina.
SJ: Ah, sweet Ina. She’s a keeper.
JV: She is indeed. How did you start? Maybe a better question would be why did you start?
SJ: I think I sort of fell into it. I was finally rebuilding my toy collection after an ex threw my stuff out in a fit of anger a long while before, and I was really very excited to be doing so. I always enjoyed toys, though I lamented the fact many of them were not very nice to look at, or seemed … tacky. So when I ordered Ina, one of the first building blocks in my new collection, I was thrilled. She was a toy that was special; sleek and beautiful with great features to boot. I wanted to shout it to the world, that I had discovered what sex toys for women should be. Also, I wanted to brag: Ha ha! Look what I have! Weeeeee!
JV: *Snorts* I may discard that long paragraph, in favour of that last bit. Just so you know.

SJ: Ha ha.
JV: What? It’s more you.
SJ: Guess so.
JV: And things just kind of snowballed. Ina good way.
SJ: *Snigger* Yes, they did. I started doing a review for every new thing I got. It was fun! And people seemed to be interested, because they not only got all the techy details but an idea of the more … personal side of a toy review. Plus, I had an excuse to have more orgasms. Woo!
JV: *Shakes head, smiling* And then you did some for EF [EdenFantasys], too.
SJ: Yes, and another company too. I danced all about the house singing (badly) about how wonderful I am.
JV: Go on.
SJ: Free toys. Did you hear me? Free. Toys. FREE FRICKING TOYS! They were going to give me a toy, for FREE and all I had to do was what I had been doing all along anyway, and throw in a few links to their site. And the toys were free. Make a note of that.
JV: *Makes a note*
SJ: Essentially they sent me a list of products, I selected three or so, and they would send me one of those three to write about.
JV: This is EF or the other site you’re talking about?
SJ: The other site. But then EF got in on the act too. I was a bit of a slut, whoring my blog out to any company willing to give me free toys.
JV: Well, who can blame you? They’re free toys, after all.
SJ: FREE! And all mine! Mine! Mwahahahahahahhah
JV: 😀
SJ: I enjoy doing the reviews, and it seems people enjoy reading them. I’ll do them until I bore of it … which I cannot see happening in the near future. I’m going to investigate buying my domain name, so I can be free to run my blog as I please.
JV: That’s a very good idea. Do you have much to tell about that, or is it more a case of vague unformed (as yet) ideas?
SJ: Let’s just say I am researching my options and considering what I can to do improve my blog. I am of course open to ideas.
JV: And open to other things, too?
SJ: Oh yes, yes indeed.
JV: Good. What about in the future? Are you looking forward to any toys coming your way?
SJ: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! Oh gee golly whiz hell yes!
JV: I think that means you’re excited.
SJ: On December 28th I placed an order as a Christmas present to me. By some miracle I had money left over at the end of my pay period, and so I promptly set about looking at ways to spend it. A few days earlier I had spotted a new toy by a company I had not heard of. I fell in love .. so much so I actually dreamt of it that night. I also spotted a second toy that looked quite marvellous, so I bookmarked them, because I first wanted to ask a certain someone’s opinion …
JV: Oh? Whose?
SJ: My imaginary friend Freddy.
JV: Ah, yes. Freddy. I’ve seen him about, hanging out with Charlie the imaginary ghost.
SJ: Anyhoozelbees, they are in transit and I am giddy with excitement. I am hopeful for them to be here tomorrow, but definitely by end of week. If not, I shall be complaining loudly.
JV: (Yay!) I’m looking forward to reading about them. And seeing you play with them. [Post-interview edit: the toys have arrived, so you can look forward to some colourful reviews, readers!] In your blog you talk about, well, you. Do you have a problem with sharing some aspects of your life? Be they the sexual bits, or the non-sexual personal bits?
SJ: When I started the blog I had every intention of being completely open and honest and writing everything I felt like. I was excited about the freedom anonymity gave me. But it hasn’t turned out like that. I’m not anonymous, not really. A lot of my readers are people I have chatted to online for a long time, and there are several of whom I know in ‘real life’. And to be quite honest, even if I had perfect anonymity, I think I would still hold back the more personal things. It’s not me to throw it all out there, to lay myself bare. There are pieces of me, little bits of my soul in my blog because they are in my writing and I cannot avoid that. but for the most part I guard it, much like in the outside world.
JV: I can understand that. Do you think you ever could let go? Let your guard down?
SJ: On my blog? A little at a time. When I post a poem, that tends to be very unguarded. I think I am more likely to reveal myself in stories and poems than in a blog post talking to my readers.
JV: Fascinating. Why are you unguarded in poems? What is it about them that gives you that chance? Or do you choose to be so in poems specifically?
SJ: Poetry is not a choice for me. I bottle things up, that’s how I was raised. We do not show emotion, SJ, and most certainly not in public. Keep it to yourself. My poetry is the result of bottling one too many things.
JV Go on.
SJ: Poetry is that moment when what I am feeling, or what I have refused to feel, takes over. It’s not a thought process, the way stories are. There’s no going back to re-write or edit, I don’t stop and re-read constantly. It flows from me … quite often it feels like it is ripped from me, if the emotion is particularly strong … and writing it releases me from the hold that feeling has on me. Does that make sense?
JV: It does. And thank you for speaking so openly about it.
SJ: Ahem. You’re welcome.

JV: What else, if you have anything planned, can we look forward to from your blog?

SJ: A ‘lift the flap’ edition! Not really. But I do love ‘lift the flap’ books, and the term could be amusingly dirty on my blog.
JV: *Rolls eyes*
SJ: Except computer screens, they no have the flaps, you see?
JV: Well, you can get an accessory for iPads that offer you a flap.
SJ: My blog is not an iPad. I’ve been pondering what I might try next on my blog, but to be quite honest I can’t stop thinking about that package [sitting on the bed, as I edit this, being a numpty, causing troubles with the adapter and chargers – but there’ll be a blog about that from SJ, soon], and the fun I shall have in opening it and reviewing the things inside! I do have some new stories coming up, too, and I am hopeful of perhaps getting a guest poster, just for fun. 🙂
JV: Oh? Do you have anyone in mind for this guest poster?
SJ: Perhaps I do.
JV: Can you tell me?
SJ: No! Is a secret.
JV: 😦 Is it someone I know?
SJ: 🙂 It may be.
JV: Gah! I want to know!
SJ: *Chuckles mischievously*
JV: You’re mean!
SJ: I know.
JV: Hmph.

And this concludes the interview. I’d like to thank my dear, lovely, sublime SJ for taking the time to answer my rather mundane questions with riveting answers.

That’s it, it’s over now. I hope you enjoyed the interview, and the blog as a whole.

This is JV – signing off.

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World AIDS Day

Good morning, my kinky miscreants!

Today, I bring to your attention a very noble day – that of the 1st of December. It is a noble day not just because you get to start eating the chocolates of your Advent calendar, but also because it’s World AIDS Day. World AIDS Day was the first ever global health day, started in … the past … and dedicated to people uniting in spreading the awareness of AIDS and HIV, and to help combat these diseases. In general, to show their support for the cause, people wear a red ribbon – the international symbol of HIV awareness – and some raise money for charities, like the Nation AIDS Trust, through various activities like fundraiser events, a bake sale or do crazy things like bungee jump naked or vote Lib Dem to raise money.

Of course, this isn’t the only thing you can do. Indeed, you can do nothing. If you know all there is to know, and don’t feel like giving money, then you can go about your business. But if you’re not all clued up on the facts, then it presents a marvellous opportunity to learn something new. So if you want to hold off on learning these facts until Thursday, then you can always log off now and then return here, then! If you do, your fact of the day is: Mars is not red, but brown. The landscape is a very dreary brown. It is the particles in the atmosphere that make it look red. Your fact of the day for Wednesday is: I like chocolate. And ‘Samhain’ is pronounced ‘so’wen’ (sorry, but I’ve been pissed off about this fact ever since it was mispronounced on Supernatural).

So what are these facts that I speak of? I turn to the World AIDS Day website:

HIV stands for the Human Immunodeficiency Virus. It is a virus which attacks the body’s immune system — the body’s defence against diseases.

HIV can be passed on through infected bodily fluids, most commonly via sex without a condom or by sharing infected needles, syringes or other injecting drug equipment.

There are now more people than ever living with HIV in the UK — more than 90,000 — with around a quarter of those unaware they have the virus.

Here are a few more facts about HIV in the UK:

  • Over 90% of people with HIV were infected through sexual contact
  • You can now get tested for HIV using a saliva sample
  • HIV is not passed on through spitting, kissing, biting or sharing utensils
  • Only 1% of babies born to HIV positive mothers have HIV
  • You can get the results of an HIV test in just 15-20 minutes
  • There is no vaccine and no cure for HIV
Put so bluntly it does make for very grim and shocking reading, and while there is no cure for HIV, people are given meds like antiretrovirals, among other things, to keep the amount of HIV in the body at a low level. This stops any weakening of the immune system and allows it to recover from any damage that HIV might have caused already. It can stop people from becoming ill for many years. For further reading, I’d recommend HIVaware. In particular the Common Myths section. It makes for fascinating reading. It busts the myths that only gay men get HIV, and daft things like that. AIDS (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome) and HIV are non-discriminatory. Anyone can get them. And you can do so by:
HIV can be passed on through infected blood, semen, vaginal fluids, rectal secretions or breast milk.

The most common ways HIV is passed on are:

  • Sex without a condom (all forms)
  • Sharing infected needles, syringes or other injecting drug equipment
Indeed, 30% of sufferers in the UK are women, and at the end of 2009 over half of those living with HIV worldwide were women. The most common symptoms of early HIV infection, usually occurring around ten days after infection, are fever, rash and severe sore throat all occurring together. This combination of symptoms is unusual in healthy people and indicates the need for a HIV test.  70-90% of people experience symptoms of early HIV infection but some do not experience any. After two-three weeks these symptoms disappear, and someone with HIV may then live for many years without any further symptoms or indicators that they are HIV positive.
However, it isn’t all doom and gloom as you may think. As of 2009, the number of people living with HIV and AIDS (two connected, yet different diseases and viruses) has increased from 8 million to that of 33 million, with over 30 million people having died since the beginning of the epidemic (I perhaps shouldn’t have started this sentence with ‘it isn’t all doom and gloom as you may think) the overall growth of HIV and AIDS has stabilised in recent years – and the annual number of new HIV infections has steadily declined and due to the significant increase in people receiving antiretroviral therapy, the number of AIDS-related deaths has also declined. While, yes, there is still no cure, this decline is indeed great news.
I hope this blog has provided some enlightenment on the matter! 
This is JV – signing off.
PS: Your fact of the day for Friday is: There are 10 million bacteria at the place where you rest your hands at a desk. Mwahahahahaha!
If you have any thoughts on this post, feel free to post a comment, or join the JE to have your say! If you have a topic you think is worth covering, then you can leave a comment here, or on the JE, too. Basically what I’m trying to say is: join the JE!

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The Unknown Title!!

Welcome, Kinksters! (Jules interrupts: But it’s not just Kinkster’s now babe, its Vanillar’s too as we have the new sites, ‘coughs’…carry on, sorry 😛)  This is Zenagirl and I will be your Stunt Blogger while JV takes an exciting vacation with a dozen of the Cirque de Soliel acrobats.  Immediately followed by a week of body work to repair all the kinks those tiny little bundles instilled in him.  Lucky bastard. (yeah lucky bastard, wasn’t the bloody reason he gave me for wanting to skive 😐 )

This week, it is my very real pleasure to tell you all the amazing things that are going on in our Kinky (Kinky, Erotic, Vanilla, Sexy…yeah?? ok sorry..continue 😀 ) little corner of the world.

The most exciting news; is that I am now an Aunt to 6 gorgeous and precocious new sites brought to you by the erotically twisted mind of Jules! (not that I’m biased)    (I’m twisted? *shock face*) They are beautiful, and sweet smelling, and naughty little places that will entice you to new levels of Kink. (noooooooo not just kink… you & I…we needs words 😛)

First into the world was Just-Erotica, an adorable and gentle site where one can indulge the  Erotic side of your personality in a soft-core environment.  J-E, as we have nick named her, like her recently retired cousin J-K,  (when did we retire it *shock face again*, ok, ok I’ll stop interfering, I know you tell everyone later in this post, it’s coming back, I’m just bugging you, *pulls tongue* ) has everything you could possibly wish for…Forums and  Chat – your own Member’s Page where you can personalize your profile so as to optimize your erotic experience.  (ick, that sounded a little tooo slick.) (slick but good chicka 😛)  Anyways, she’s the first truly active site, so if you loved J-K…come and visit and show a little affection…post on the forums and take the Poll!
You could be the first to say…I knew her when…and…I’ve had her!  (Hummm how come they are she’s & not he’s? 😛 am I pissing you off yet baby *blows raspberry* )

Next is Just-Erotic Stories – which is the improved site for all your verbal needs.  We’ll be moving (that would be me, the story-mule, thank you very much!) all the stories from J-K onto Just-Erotic Stories over the next month or two, publishing new stories every day… and adding a special twist…but you’ll have to check it out to see what it is.  But wait for it…………
like all things it’s a work in progress.

There are 4 more lovelies to tell you about…

The next is Just-Adult Blogs, wherein you can find all your kinky friends mental and photographic presents.  I can’t wait for that one, as I miss being able to scroll down the menu bar and pick out my evening’s dessert.  Or my breakfast…snackies…mmmmmmm.  So many blogs…so little time!

J-K will be back, bigger and badder than ever, and she’ll have the Flogger to prove it.  That’s where you will find your more, shall we say, hard-core obsessions??? (DON”T mention my arse!!)

Just-Personals is here as well, she’ll be back to fulfill all your booty-call needs. (I have a booty call 😀 can you hurry up & finish I need you to answer it 😛 )

And yes, there will be a shop.  Just-Sinful is gearing up to be your one stop for all things Insertable, inflatable (baaaa-baaaaa), wearable and even yes, for you especially nasty types, edible.  Loads of latex, and rubber, and those little shaft-shaped things that people love to shove up into their (this part intentionally deleted by Jules.)  And Fishnets.  Things-with-batteries-that-make-your-eyes-roll-back-in-your-head-and-you-have-to-change-the-sheets-again.
Nipple Clamps.  Oh yes, lets have lots of nipple clamps Jules.  pleaseandthankyou (Mumbles something under breathe about bloody nipple clamps 😐 )

Just be patient, my nasty little Kinksters. (sighsss, your spankie box is filling up) Jules, Signs, Molly and the team are working furiously to elevate you to new heights of kinkiness.  It’s a dirty job…but someone’s got to do it. ( I know, deep sighhhh)

And while I am thinking of it…a special thank you to Signs, and Molls…for all you do for the site, for all you have done and will do.  You can lick Jules. (Urghhhhhhhhhhhh)  Once.  For no more than 4 linear inches, concurrently. (what the hell is linear?)  In this calendar decade.  Final offer… (oooo ok, something to do with a calendar I guess)

So, my Kinksters… (opens 2nd spankie box) One log-in…six sites for your viewing/reading/perving pleasure.  I think you’re really gonna love them.  In fact, I know you’re gonna love them.  (errr what are we…ahum I mean you 😀  naming this blog post?  btw 😐 )

So come on Kinksters (:O again)…come dive into the most erotic, the most depraved, the most connected fun you’ve ever had.  I promise you, the water’s fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (thank you Z, that was a dam good blog post *bats eyes* now can we go play, pweeety pwease 😀 )

kisses,
z

( PS…Our Delectable & funny JV will be back next week folks 😀 )

*walks away…proud of you babe…& I didn’t interfere at all* 😀

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I Have Never…Eaten A Tushie Pasty!

Good morning, my kinky miscreants!

Today, like Sam Becket, I set right what once was wrong. You see, this blog is here to provide updates for the site, Just-Kinky. Now, I like to think I do a pretty good job in keeping you all informed. As we’re a very sociable site, we host many activities in the Chat Kingdom. And I feel I have done admirably well in cataloguing them all and highlighting them here. However, the other week, as I was writing up one blog post while practising my orgasm face, I realised that one had slipped through the cracks (well, haven’t we all slipped through the crack at least once?). Yes, I come here to inform you all of Cornish TUSHIE Pasty. Erm. Rather. Of Tushie’s Chat event. I could inform you all of Tushie, if you want…

It was a cold and desolate day in Cornwall – as they all are – when a man was born. He was, literally, born a man. That is the power of Cornish pasties, they can make the gestation period of women last far longer. 18 years longer, to be exact. And so, on his 18th birthday, Cornish TUSHIE Pasty was ejaculated from his mother’s stomach – much like those weird things in the Alien movies – butt first and amid all the ingredients that make up a Cornish pasty: beef, diced potato, assorted leftover vegetables, swede, onion and ears. And so it was thus that Tushie (variations of his nicknames are ‘Cornish’ and ‘Pasty’ (sometimes with the suffix ‘man’. Imaginative lot, aren’t we?!) was born – into a world of butt plugs, anal vibrators and gimp masks. After his mother left him for a sausage maker, he was rescued by several members of the Cornish Pasty Appreciation Society. Where they all made a pact to raise him as their own. It was in this most august and secretive society (headquarters can be found in the back of the pub, named ‘Cornish Pasty Lovers Secret Meeting Place’ – or ‘CouPLeS Make Pasties’ for short) that he realised that he only had one love. He wanted to head out into the world, and realise this love. ‘Yes,’ he said, crumbs from the pasty crust falling from his mouth, ‘I shall go forth and realise my love of social events and quizzes.’

And so it became that he joined Just-Kinky, and made the event of ‘I Have Never’.

But it was a very roundabout way of coming into existence. The game ‘I Have Never’ first saw day-light (on the JK, at least) during the Valentines Day ball, and a few weeks later Tushie decided to make it all official, and make it into a weekly event. The rules are quite simple – and if you’ve ever played this, go right ahead and skip this bit – everyone says something they’ve done, in turn, and everyone else who has done said thing types in :yep (That’s not a typo, but the code-phrase for a specific smilie). Tushie will keep score, and each month participants can find their scores in the corresponding I Have Never thread. The most innocent kinksters have lower numbers, and the naughtier ones have higher ones. You can also, if you want, make it into a drinking game! Every time you type :yep you have a shot of the beverage of your choice.

Welcome back to all those who skipped the last paragraph. Now, the particulars. I Have Never is played in the Chat Kingdom (found in the sidebar to the left) every Saturday night at 9pm UK time.

And there you have it! Now, in related news, the Murrican himself, Signs, will be hosting this week’s (Friday 24th June, regular time) JK & Sex Trivia Quiz!

That’s it for this week. I hope you have a great time, and join us in the Chat!

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Birthday Balls And Hangoveritis

Hello, my kinky readers!

First of all, I must first apologise for taking so long to post the latest edition of this blog (which you can see here, because I’m thoughtful and pimp-whoresque that way), because I’m afraid I was ill. Yes indeedy. I had a sudden unerring and unnerving bout of hangoveritis. Not nice. You become allergic to light, your stomach slowly makes its way up you oesophagus, you come out in a cold sweat that smells strangely of barley (or of rocks. That is what I take the phrase ‘on the rocks’ means. I think you smell of basalt, or something), that you’ve been repeatedly hit over the head with a hamster, and that all you want to do is crawl under the bath’s U-bend and die.

And that was just the Friday. How about you?

Well, my dear kinkettes, the time is now to tell you about the reason for this blog. Now, this is the first of the month issue, so it’s usually about a story or a blog. Not so for this week. Because this is a very special week. It’s a very special birthday week. Yep! The JK is turning 2! Yep, on Friday, 3rd June, the humidity will rise, and the barometer will get low, and, according to sources, the street will be the place to go, because at about half past ten, for the first time in history, it’s gonna start raining men! No, it’s not a sign of the apocalypse (late as usual), but one of the celebrations we have planned at the JK for its birthday! Which, just so as we’re clear, is on the 3rd…(Yes, I did get that wrong in my first draft!)

To celebrate, we’ve a host of festivities and competitions, and first off, we have: the staple that is Moonwytch’s JK &Sex Quiz at the usual time of 10pm UK time on Friday. Beyond that, things get a little crazy. Trust me, that’s normal.

On Saturday, we have a JK Birthday Ball. Regular visitors to the Finger channel will be familiar with the idea of a Chat Ball, for we had our very first Ball last Valentine’s Day

…But for our new readers, I’ll give you a low-down (no, not that low, dirty perv!): You go to the Chat (available to all, member and non-member alike), with a suitably Birthday-ish sounding name, where you will be announced by Signs, the Master of Chat (or whomsoever he gets to be his minion for the night), and there you get to mingle with your other guests, guestesses, hosts and hostesses, dance and laugh and mingle and spike the cyber-punch bowl. Speaking of Signs, I would be remiss if I didn’t say that he is the one who very ably and expertly made these banners that you see in this blog! Pretty, aren’t they? We even have this video for you. Hope you like it!

The Birthday Ball will commence on Saturday 9pm UK time, onwards. 

Sunday sees the return of Molly’s JK Quiz, so be sure to tune in for that! As well, we have the rescheduling of Pazzo’s Puzzle, ‘I Have Never’ (I do believe I have never detailed that quiz in this blog before. I should perhaps remedy that at some point. Sorry, Pazz!), and they will be on, one after the other, on Sunday from 9pm UK time onwards.

At this point, I should really inform you that we will be having a competition. However, tease that I am, I am merely going to inform you that we will have a competition, but also tell you that you’ll have to wait until the end of this blog to read it! *Pokes tongue out and dances*

Don’t worry, you’ve not got long to wait. I’ve only got one other thing to tell you about! On the forums, a special thread will be created, as if by magic, where members can come together to reminisce about special moments  on the JK or a special memory about the JK. Yes indeedy. Much like when a group of old friends get together, have one too many alcoholic beverages and reminisce about the good old times. And while that comparison may seem disrespectful and off-putting, I use it specifically as a segway into one of my favourite memories – one which happened very recently, I might add. There once was a woman named Venus, who consumed vast sums of alcohol intravenous. She got tipsified, and held the JK mystified, with drunk posts that brought laughter from all of us! Yes, she suffered from Hangoveritis, too. So I hope you stop by and give us one…of your favoured memories! But on this, the beginning of our second year, as JK enters its terrible two and learns its first words of ‘slut’ and ‘tit’, I have this message: Fangs for the mammories! 

Well, that’s it for this week. Oh, yes, how could I have forgotten? The competition. You see, the JK has a photo gallery. With that gallery, a special competition will be held, called, imaginatively, the Special JK Birthday Pics Competition. A birthday Album will be created where you can upload pics. Now, these are very special pics, because the rule is that they must be Birthday related. You must be wearing a Birthday related item (and yes, I am only repeating the word Birthday for the Tagging count. Birthday!), like a bow, wrapping paper, candles, ribbons, balloons, anything Birthday related. Or, maybe, just maybe, your birthday suit! The winner of the competition will be announced in the Chat on Sunday, at the end of the celebrations. I do wonder, though, after all this, will you be suffering from Hangoveritis, too?

Now, then. I hope to see you around, and have a great time! This is JV signing off, and tucking in. 

PS: Some gratuitous inclusions of pictures that I couldn’t fit into the main article! 

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I Want To Break Free!

Good morning, my kinky darlings! As promised (because if I leave it any longer, I’ll forget) here is sexycajun‘s post in full:

This is definitely something most people I have met in the past few years do not know about me, since I moved from my old home town to where I am now, but I am actually a reccovering alcoholic, May 2011 will be 15 years..

It started when my ex husband and I split. I was young and thought he was my world and when we split no more than a year after having to bury 2 children, I fell hard. I was depressed and staying away from everybody. A friend of my mothers kept at me u ntil I agreed to go hang out with her one night,so I found a sitter and went. I started drinking mainly on weekends and then it was everynight and then almost all day. One day my mother had a cop in the town we lived in tell her I was drinking everynight, that they saw us walking across the bridge everynight coming home and they knew I would only walk if AI had been drinking, other wise I would have been driving.I mainly turned to the alcohol to numb the pain from the children I lost, my marriage breaking up and feeling like I was not worth anything. I was cornered one day and my mother confronted me saying that either I give her custody of my son until I get my act together or she would take me to court, so I went and had custody papers drawn up and she had custody of my baby boy (he was 6).

I met my now husband about a year later, of all places at the library. I don’t know why but he kept asking me out all the time, sending me cards, calling me, even though I told him no dates. He pursued me for over a year as a friend, and finally I gave in and went out with him. With his love and support, he made me feel I was not worthless, that I am pretty and a good mom and I was able to stop drinking. I decided one night to not drink ever again and I have kept that promise and this coming may will be 15 years. Everytime I get the urge, I rewmind myslef of what happened due to the drinking and it helps keep me from doing it. Now I am at the point where even just the smell of somebody else drinking makes me sick. I have tried to get my mother to stop drinking, because she drinks crown and rum, and I had drank vodka, jack daniels, cancadian mist and ice house. I don’t know why she is drinking when she knows what it did to me, but she does not listen to me.

Now after my sister’s disappearance I was so afraid I would want to drink again, but it did not happen. Instead I have put myself into my family obligations, my sister’s case, my husband and now finishing my college degree and I know I can keep on NOT DRINKING for the rest of my life.Actually I have no choice, a recovering alcoholic can not touch it at all. And when everybody gets on me about smoking cigarettes I twell them, look I know ya all want me to quit smoking but I gave up the drinking altogether and I really do not feel like backsliding to the alcohol. I will quit smoking when my sister’s remains are found and my nerves settle,until then let it be. I am glad for a supportive husband, because he has been my rock in not drinking.:)

Be sure to check the rest of the forum, for this is merely one of many fine posts by our members!

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Who’s The Daddy?

I’m very happy today. Well, sort of.

A couple of friends of mine, they come packaged in a pair, are celebrating their first child being born, erm, one or two days ago. What? I’m supposed to know? I didn’t whelp the kid. But I do like the little fecker. He’s got my nose. And my chin. And my eyes. But anyway. I’m very pleased with them, as my friend had a little accident in the groin area several years back, and the doctors said he’d never be able to have kids, so this is a great coup for him. ‘Who’s the daddy?’ he says, grinning from ear to ear, as he saunters in to the pub. Quite…

Speaking of things you’ve never done, there’s a fine, fine gent by the name of Cornish TUSHIE Pasty, who’s been elected, by himself, in case you’re wondering (the little rapscallion) to host a game called I Have Never…Have You?. First seeing the light of day at the Valentine’s Ball, it proved so very popular that Pasty resurrected it to bring it in weekly form for our entertainment. If you don’t know the rules, it’s quite simple: One person says, ‘I have never…’ followed by something they’ve never done. Take a moment, I know it can be quite confusing. Not to worry, your uncle Saucy Man is here to take your hand in mine and guide you through this maze of hijinks. Just not that hand. You don’t want to know where it’s been…

It is a simple case of saying those fated words, and, if you’re spectating, and you have done that thing, you say: yep. Woah. I think I just blew my mind. An example: I have never…been on a rollercoaster. Have you? Let’s pretend that you had a normal childhood, played happy families and didn’t vie for the attention of your parents against Scotty, the family dog. I still hate that dog. Ahem. I mean, if you’ve done such a thing, you simply type ‘yep’ (why yep and not yes, yeah, aye, indeed, or great sallymungo yes, I have no idea. Maybe they had a war to exterminate all those agreeable words in favour of the yep in Cornwall?), and Pasty counts all those up and each month you can find a table of such things in the thread provided above. And yes, Jules did indeed turn out to be the naughtiest of the lot!

So, if you want to participate in the game, merely pop into chat (found on the side bar to the left of the homepage, named JK Chat Kingdom) every Saturday at 10pm UK time. While Pasty says drinking with every yep is neither prohibited nor a rule, I feel I must veto his decision and say that a shot of whatever liquor you have in your home is a must for every time you say yep!

Next, in our weekly catch-up, (for we have two new games, technically three) is brought to you by the lovely Duchess of Americaland. Every Wednesday night, for the past few weeks, there’s been an impromptu game of Truth or Dare. Truth or Dare? Truth: what is your most embarrassing sexual story? Yep, I’m asking you, my kinky reader, to leave your answer in the comments section below. The Dare is: get naked! I cannot do the dare, sadly, for I am already naked. The clothes are painted on. We have seen, according to Duchess, ‘naked people, heard stories that burned our ears and laughed until we cried’. I always miss the good stuff…

After several weeks of playing this game, there arose whispers, then timidly said suggestions, and then a raging riot, demanding for an US quiz night. The Powers That Be, in their infinite wisdom (after being bribed by chocolate, booze and photos of some breasticles. They may have been mine) a new quiz, which is on in the Chat, every Wednesday* at 9pm Central, 1pm Pacific and 10pm Eastern.

*The quiz alternates with the Truth or Dare quiz, so that it’s every other Wednesday. There will be a roulette wheel (because who doesn’t have one of those in their garage?) to decide who goes next and a point system so we have a winner!

That’s all for this week, my kinky folks. Do take care, and try not to pinch too many tushies. Sorry, try to.

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