Good morning, my freaky darlings!
This week, I must tell you (so you know what to expect down the line, and then plan your schedule accordingly) that I was planning on doing a follow-up to last week’s blog post, which detailed an introduction into cyber sex, and I had planned to carry on with an example of what not to do during cyber sex. There would have been cake.
However, we’ve a new feature up on the JK, and remembering how remiss I was in highlighting one of our weekly quizzes a while back, I thought it best that I actually post news, you know, on time! Or at the very least, as close to the time as possible. Because this feature has in fact been up for several weeks. Hey, at least I’m close!
The feature I am talking about is the new JK podcast, known as the Tushiecast! The Tushiecast is hosted by our own Cornish TUSHIE Pasty – or, as he’s now known (because I’ve renamed him), The Artist Formerly Known As CTP. You all remember Pasty Man, right? He’s from that blog, over yonder, way back when, and several other clichés, back when I last did Blog of the Month. Yes, it is he. How very rude of him to be crossing media outlets! Why, he might actually make videos and take pictures! We couldn’t have that. Well, I suppose we could. We do have a Katie Price sex tape, after all.
The first episode of the Kink-Cast was inspired by a trip to the movies, and delves into the concept of comic book heroes, and marvel comics in general, conveying morals, accepting your fate, exploring your own will to do or imagine something, making your dreams come true – and, yes, I am trying to badly use all the tags on the main podcast page. Not badly use the tags, just trying to use the tags, and it turns out I’m doing it badly. Moving on…
The second Tushiecast, firstly, talks about things that are up and coming over on the JK site, – and he did it better than I do! Bastard! But he can’t have this blog. It’s mine! I’m emotionally attached to it. Spiritually attached. Physically attached. But he does mention me in it. Says this is one blog that’s always a good read. So I can forgive him. Just a little. Ah, who am I kidding? All is forgiven! In fact, I should invite him on to here to do a special guest writer blog. Wait a minute. That’s how it starts! Ingratiate yourself with the host, get them to invite you onto the writing staff and then – boom! You take over the whole blog! Kicking out JV on his tushie (so that’s where he got his name from). Well, I’m not falling for that – hey! Who put that Cornish pasty on my desk?
I’m sad now. All I can do is carry on writing, and hope that the good people of Kinkland (just left of Legoland, and right next to Disneyland) shall revolt and reinstate me. Later on in the podcast, Pasty talks about making changes to your life. For example, Pasty is moving. Either from home or to London, or from London to home, I can’t be sure. Typing this and listening to it at the same time, perhaps, was not a good idea. He goes on to talk about long distance relationships (LDRs), and the potential for developments for several members. One thing I can elaborate on once I finished this paragraph, and pimp the link.
So here’s the link to be pimped: Tada! Look, it’s a link! It’s a link to a page with pretty things on! It has words and buttons and everything! But no bells and whistles. Unfortunately you must install the bells and whistles yourself. I’m pretty sure there’s an app for just that. Anyhoo, if you click on some buttons at random, on that page I, like, totally pimped out, dude, then you can actually listen to the tushiecasts! Far out! I have no idea why or how I turned into a hippie surfer dude in the space of five words. But I was talking to this guy earlier and he was like, woah, and this other guy was like, wooooah, and I was all, like, woah. True story. The KinkCasts also comes with its own thread over on the JK forum, and the link for that is here. While you have to be a member to view the forum, you don’t have to be a member to listen to the podcast. It’s free, and you can even download it! The running time, on average, is thirty minutes.
That was some expert pimping, wasn’t it? I should make a career out of that. JV: Motherf***ing P.I.M.P. So, before I forget, I did say there was a development about our members getting their spank on. Well, two of our members, Signs and Molly, are now together in orgasmic bliss and red tushies. I, and I hope I speak for all others at the JK – as well as various stalkers on the interweb – in wishing them a happy ever after.
That’s it for this week. I hope you all have a splendid day, week, month, year!
This is JV – signing off.
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